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Conor Sucks

from East Lansing by Albert Alexander

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We thought about suicide in high school
Playing with the dull side of the knife
Alone in our beds with our music and our dread
I would've fell in love if we met at the time
But now we've gotta take small steps
Trying to quit worrying and learning to be kind
The kind of love we got, you gotta be so sad and angry
Your anger gets shit done, but depression gets your nights

So let's all sleep in someone else's bed
Let's throw out the dating and the drama
Expose yourself to horror on the internet
Then we'll dance around in our pajamas

I think we should stay inside tonight
Let's cook a meal for all our friends
Sharing shopping carts, haven't seen you since the winter started
There's a keg but nooone's drinking
Heavily enough to slur
Over prerecorded Christmas specials
Parlor games and pots to stir

There's a turkey in the oven
I'm trying to make you laugh
When you did my eyes averted
Dinner's served, so grab a napkin

FUCK THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
Let's watch online videos!
Just you keep the volume down
These things noone wants to know
This shit ain't on YouTube, dude
Kinda creepy, largely nude
He's seen it three times already
HELL ain't hot enough for you

Then we've gotta clear the toxins
Watching kittens hide in boxes
Turn the lights out, play a song
You used to play when you thought of dying

Let's all sleep in someone else's bed
Let's throw out the dating and the drama
Expose yourself to horror on the internet
Then we'll dance around in our pajamas

We're no good at making moves
But we will never turn away
We're still filling in the blanks
That being young and sad erased
Now we've got our shit together
We know what we're scared of
Somewhere between the pain and pleasure
I swear I will learn to love
I swear I will learn to love
I swear I will learn to love

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from East Lansing, released May 5, 2009

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